I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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