If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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