So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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