He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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