Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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