The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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