Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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