Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
my being single is dangerous.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize