i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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