So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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