conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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