I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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