I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Randomize
