Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I wish i was in the wii world.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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