I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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