also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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