Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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