Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
nutella sex= disaster
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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