i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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