READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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