I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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