I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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