8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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