she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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