If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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