I wanna bring you to show and tell
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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