At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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