mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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