Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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