absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
farters have to be the big spoon...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We had sex on a dog bed..
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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