I heard we made out
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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