An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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