Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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