I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just had sex on a roof
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
