She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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