someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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