she was so not down for the gang bang
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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