yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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