Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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