the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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