remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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