Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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