...so i touched it.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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