i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
