Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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