Little spoons don't ask big questions
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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