we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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