No awkward lesbian experiences without me
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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