It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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