He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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