Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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