you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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