Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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