Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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